A Head for Spare Parts
Two robots search a junkyard for replacement parts, mix up their heads, and discover that winning an argument can be surprisingly uncomfortable.
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- Bolt: “One spare elbow. How hard can it be?” Beep: “You said that three refrigerators ago.”
- Beep: “Found your elbow!” Bolt: “That’s a macaroni noodle.” Beep: “Explains the low mileage.”
- Bolt: “Our heads won’t fit under there.” Beep: “Finally. A problem we can solve by thinking less.”
- Beep: “Remember which head is yours.” Bolt: “Please. Mine’s the handsome one.”
- One tug. One avalanche. Zero organizational skills.
- Bolt: “Heads on. Act natural.” Beep: “That has never been our strongest setting.”
- Bolt: “Ha! You put my head on your body!” Beep: “And you put mine on yours.”
- Bolt: “I always said I had the brains and you had the body.” Beep: “Great. Carry me.”
TO BE CONTINUED… PROBABLY.✦ THE END ✦