Ink & Chaos!The Dark Lord’s First Subject
An aspiring overlord adopts a cat to complete his terrifying image. The chain of command settles itself immediately.
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- To rule the world, Lord Vex needed one final accessory: a sinister lap cat.
- The shelter had a creature described as fearless, ruthless, and slightly round.
- “Behold,” Vex declared. “My first obedient subject.”
- His first decree was rejected on procedural grounds.
- His second decree became a dinner request. Then a revised dinner request.
- By Thursday, the throne had changed hands. Vex had been promoted to cushion.
- At last, his army arrived. “Master! Shall we begin conquering the world?”
- “Quiet. Our emperor is deciding whether he wants to go outside.”
TO BE CONTINUED… PROBABLY.✦ THE END ✦