Shotgun Rules
Two crash-test dummies fight over the front passenger seat, overlooking one small detail about their ride.
Read the comic transcript
- Dash: “Shotgun!” Clunk: “You called it yesterday!”
- Dash: “I touched the handle first!” Clunk: “I have seniority!” Dash: “You're a replacement pelvis with opinions!”
- Clunk: “Fine. Take shotgun.” Dash: “Enjoy the cheap seats!”
- Clunk: “So? Worth fighting for?” Dash: “Absolutely. I got here first.”
TO BE CONTINUED… PROBABLY.✦ THE END ✦